Women have vibrators. But thanks to the Japanese, men now have their own robotic sex partner too: The “Men’s SOM” – A machine that gives handjobs. (Anybody got any idea what SOM might stand for?)
In case you are not clear how this is supposed to work (uh, yeah, right), here is a colorful illustration:
Slashdong.org has an article with flyers about this thing in perfect Engrish.
I honestly cannot imagine how this could be fun – but if you want one, you can buy it for 35800 Yen (221.59 Euro) from the manufacturer, SOM Japan.
(Via Tokyo Times.)
Self Operating Masturbator?
lazy sods
japaneses are funny, they have ideas that nobody else could think of
Looks like it would hurt…. Ouch…. o_o;;
I am not testing that.
S O M is the acronym for the phonetic “Su-pa- Ona Mashin’ –i.e. Japanese for Super Ona Machine. Translated to English it reads “super masturbation machine”
Ah, thanks. I was thinking it meant something like that, but of course I couldn’t really make it fit “SOM”.
som means sore on mickey
my new best friend!
good machine i like this machine plzz give me in pakistan how it possible
Dont any of you notice the vibrating anal probe?
The hand is kinda small.
Where can I get one in the UK?
THX
have they ever heard of…um THE HAND!?
“Spank-O-Matic”
I think o stands for Onanism which is shortened to ona. But I love Cochinos translation! Thats copy gold right there, homie!
or someones mom