Ramen noodles are probably one of the foods everybody thinks of when they consider Japan (right after Sushi and weird squid). Of course there are also instant Ramen. So there’s something to still your hunger. But what to do if you lust for something, ehm, else? Japan has an answer for that, too, of course, and the Japanese would not be Japanese if they were not to combine the two ideas into one economic package: The Cup Nude.

Doesn’t look like much?

Now we’re getting somewhere. What awaits the intreprid, er, hungry Japanese customer once he opens this, eh, delightful package?

If you haven’t had enough yet, there’s also the side of the package with a schematic explaining how this relates to noodles after all:

I must admit to being a little grossed out right now. And I am not sure this is edible… but would you really want to, anyway?
(Via Weird Asia News, originally from Patrick Macias.)
Just found these Cup Nude things in a shop here in Japan, next to the used girl’s panties. I couldn’t resist, out of sheer novelty. Didn’t seem like they were selling very well, though, maybe because of how expensive they are.
im 12 and wat is this
Hey, if you’re over the age of 8 and use the internet, you have no excuse to not understand this. I sure as hell did when I was your age, ie last year. Timmy, do you know what ‘sex’ is? Making everyday items suitable for the act is what Japan does. Hope I could help!
Sincerely,
Jovial~
I accidentally the whole cup nude
700¥ is only €6,35. Sure you can have 10 soups for that, but for an “onahole” this is about as cheap as they can get.