And now for something completely different: A well-deserved break from all those cute commercials, and a return to Japanese sex toys. It’s the “Heaven” pink blow-job simulation machine:
Seriously. I couldn’t make this kind of thing up if I wanted to. Read the Gizmodo story for a few more details…
(Via Gizmodo.)
Japanese people are all simpully a bunch of freaks thats why they would come up with an idear like this because they can’t get anyone good enough to suck their own dicks for them.
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i want that soo bad i always love a nice machine blowjob,where can i get one?
Your right Harry, no one sucks dick as good as you.
Well they know what products sell…
Fuckin japs can’t get any pussy themselves haha pathetic
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yeah because clearly there is no such thing as a westerner blowjob machine. .. uhhh who made the fleshlight? and whose site is this? http://advancedmasturbation.com/50.html
yeah, thats right. burn!
You cant call these ppl freaks, its just them. Heck if u think they’re freak they probably think we’re not any better
Many people sleep on trains to and from work because they don’t have time to sleep.
Or it’s all a devious plan to create a giant robot to destroy us all. Not sayin’. Just sayin’.