Okay, that headline was a bit inside, but I am sure my good buddy G. will appreciate the craziness of this one.

I sure hope this isn’t meant to be serious. The original was annoying enough, but had a certain unique style. This is… atrocious. If at least they had used the Choco Party girl as the lead singer…!

Not weird, but hey, you can’t just have wacky all year without some diversion. This is for my former co-worker G. from Frankfurt, and of course for all other readers. Merry Christmas.

(Via Weird Asia News.)

news.com.au reports that a Japanese man started a petition to enable him to get married to a Mangacharacter:

Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through.

“I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world,” he wrote.

“However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?”

Reportedly, while it is not sure whether Takashita was serious, some of the people who signed the petition are.

The good news is that the current version of Wordpress makes posting images much easier, and that means it’ll be less annoying for me to post and that means … more weird stuff from Japan.

Have fun!

There is a Japanese company called D-Barcode which took on a mundane, boring, and unimaginative part of our consumer life and gave it a makeover: Barcodes. This is one of those ideas they are so simple, that it took a designer genius to come up with it. The result, I may say, is absolutely cool:

Beautiful Japanese Barcodes

If I had any kind of company that sold packaged products, I’d immediately steal this idea.

More Beautiful Japanese Barcodes

Nice, huh?

(Via Dark Roasted Blend.)

Think my brain just imploded watching this.

Twenty servings of oozy goodness in one convenient plastic bucket. And when you are done with it, the bucket can serve another important function…

The dancing isn’t even bad - it’s the audience that really cracks me up.

While we are on the subject of contact lenses, behold this attrocity:

Did you see it? It’s easy to miss at first glance. Here’s the closeup:

Yes, that’s right: It’s the Hello Kitty Contact Lens. I honestly do not know which I find dumber, the “eye enlargement” contact lenses or these; I guess I’ll have to wait for the day that someone combines the two.

(Via Kitty Hell.)

Japanese are obsessed with “cuteness”. Part of that seems to be that the bigger a girl’s eyes, the better. Characters in anime usually have really huge eyes. Anyway, since surgery can only do so much for a woman’s eyes, there are now these contact lenses which give the impression of bigger eyes…

Sounds scary? It certainly looks weird…

Japanese beauty ideals nonewithstanding, I think these lenses catapult a woman right into the uncanny valley.

If this doesn’t scare you, you can buy these things at this exceedingly professional web-shop here. I feel compelled to add that I am not affiliated with that website, nor do I know how reliable they are.

(Via InventorSpot.)