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	<title>Wacky Japanese Stuff &#187; Absurd</title>
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		<title>Hello Kitty Contacts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nils</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While we are on the subject of contact lenses, behold this atrocity: Did you see it? It&#8217;s easy to miss at first glance. Here&#8217;s the closeup: Yes, that&#8217;s right: It&#8217;s the Hello Kitty Contact Lens. I honestly do not know &#8230; <a href="http://wackyjapanese.pandemonium.de/2008/08/19/hello-kitty-contacts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While we are on the subject of <a href="http://wackyjapanese.pandemonium.de/2008/08/17/contact-lenses-for-anime-eyes/">contact lenses</a>, behold this atrocity:</p>
<p><img src='http://wackyjapanese.pandemonium.de/files/2008/08/kitty-contacts-small.jpg' alt='Hello Kitty Contact Lenses' /></p>
<p>Did you see it? It&#8217;s easy to miss at first glance. Here&#8217;s the closeup:</p>
<p><img src='http://wackyjapanese.pandemonium.de/files/2008/08/kitty-contacts-zoom.jpg' alt='Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Zoomed' /></p>
<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right: It&#8217;s the Hello Kitty Contact Lens. I honestly do not know which I find dumber, the &#8220;eye enlargement&#8221; contact lenses or these; I guess I&#8217;ll have to wait for the day that someone combines the two.</p>
<p>(Via <a href="http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/12/26/hello-kitty-contacts/">Kitty Hell</a>.)</p>
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