Strange and Weird (and Cool) Things from Japan
And now for something completely different: A well-deserved break from all those cute commercials, and a return to Japanese sex toys. It’s the “Heaven” pink blow-job simulation machine:
Seriously. I couldn’t make this kind of thing up if I wanted to. Read the Gizmodo story for a few more details…
(Via Gizmodo.)
Ramen noodles are probably one of the foods everybody thinks of when they consider Japan (right after Sushi and weird squid). Of course there are also instant Ramen. So there’s something to still your hunger. But what to do if you lust for something, ehm, else? Japan has an answer for that, too, of course, and the Japanese would not be Japanese if they were not to combine the two ideas into one economic package: The Cup Nude.
Doesn’t look like much?
Now we’re getting somewhere. What awaits the intreprid, er, hungry Japanese customer once he opens this, eh, delightful package?
If you haven’t had enough yet, there’s also the side of the package with a schematic explaining how this relates to noodles after all:
I must admit to being a little grossed out right now. And I am not sure this is edible… but would you really want to, anyway?
(Via Weird Asia News, originally from Patrick Macias.)
Every time I post something weird about Japan, I think “they really can’t get any stranger”. But they can. In very innovative ways. Here’s something… different. Love Death 2, by TeaTime. Hide your children: This is a game where you can beat up and otherwise abuse anime girls.
But it gets worse… This is truly a first-person shooter.
As if we really needed proof that Japan is the land of weirdos and perverts…
And just for the record: I do think this game is wrong.