When you are done using your MP3-enabled toilet, what better way to clean up with some poetry toilet paper? They are printed with toilet-themed haikus. Of course you have to be able to read Japanese to enjoy them. I don’t, but I still had to include this little gem in the archive of Wacky Japanese Stuff.

(Via Akihabara News.)
The Japanese are a very modern people. Everything is high-tech: Everything is automated, the seat’s heated, and since 2005 they also have the capability to play MP3 music while you make use of the facilities:

The MP3 player is not integrated into the seat-part itself, but rather an external computer which is mounted to the wall. Music is fed into the toilet via SD cards.

Good music to play while taking a dump include David Hasselhoff, the Spice Girls, Britney Spears or pretty much any of those rap-stars-of-the-week.
The MP3 Toilet is made by the toilet company Toto.
(Via Akihabara News.)